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Your Best Friend Is A Bomb by Jurobei, literature

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Your Best Friend Is A Bomb

all those fancy new Build-A-Bomb Workshops promote gap clothing and lifestyle magazines who promote paint thinner baby formula fed until the kids don't know what to think and you're the closest to the switch to shut off an open mind tape them to the TVs so you don't have to do your natural duty or God's will and nursery rhymes will be replaced by technology destroying human interaction at a preschool level (we're big kids now) buying freak dolls to feed Vogue magazine values like Bible verses in Sunday school to little kids, all things inconsiderate embodied in a plastic doll made for kids made by kids so they can promote

idiotboxes for idiots in boxes by Jurobei, literature

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idiotboxes for idiots in boxes

you can't kill hate with books because nobody reads anymore historical figures can't inspire when the kids don't know what that means you can't feed your kids gasoline, but the television can sell you water for a greater price, hiding the kids from the sinks by putting them underneath the sinks next to the Clorox and the books dimensions of thought never enter the little boxes, the ticky tacky and lead paint keep their ideas from radiating until a hurricane or wildfire comes and ashes ashes they all fall down! when that day comes you better pray you're white lest the helicopters and boats fly past you like taxi cabs and when

Everyone Dies At The End by Jurobei, literature

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Everyone Dies At The End

look, it's simple after reading you your last bedtime story they feed you to the dark of warm living earth whilst hiding their own skin from the Light with books of thoughts of the Light and snake oil forgetting we are just scented flesh for wolves and bacteria to eat and forget, our ideas are temporary energy, suspended in liquid, waiting to leave by sound emitted or death diffused and in heaven we stand in lines to wait for an application to apply for a mortgage so we can keep standing on clouds money rules all worlds, we must remember the days we ground up bullets and bones of prisoners and bodies of others' c

noise by Jurobei, literature

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noise

ringing out, my headphones scream entities into being that will create change and ideas of change through sound waves, hitting a resonant frequency that shatters the windows of the white house and the house of god (or are they the same?) sending out waves to control the horizontal and the vertical, leaving the liquid displays of tyrant foxes behind an eyelid of a black veil, leaving only sound, only glorious sound to ring out through the houses of the masses too drunk to notice but the curtains are blocking out the sun so they will sober up and see what we artists, we musicians, we creators, we gods! have made for this d

Where in Time is Dan Cooper? by Jurobei, literature

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Where in Time is Dan Cooper?

WHERE IN TIME IS DAN COOPER? IN THE NEARLY DISTANT FUTURE… Dan Cooper was in trouble. He sought help from his Robot Secretary. "Robot Secretary, I need 200 grand before next Sunday, or else I'll be murdered!" Robot Secretary just looked at him. "Why should I care? You treat me horribly. Why should I help you find anything?" "Well, if you won't help me find the money, can I please borrow it from you?" "Why do you need it?" "I'm not sure, I got a call earlier, something having to do with Russia, militants, and my wife. I wasn't paying attention." "You're not married." "It doesn't matter, this is important! Now will you please lend

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Your Best Friend Is A Bomb by Jurobei, literature

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Your Best Friend Is A Bomb

idiotboxes for idiots in boxes by Jurobei, literature

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idiotboxes for idiots in boxes

Everyone Dies At The End by Jurobei, literature

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Everyone Dies At The End

noise by Jurobei, literature

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noise

Where in Time is Dan Cooper? by Jurobei, literature

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Where in Time is Dan Cooper?

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Dear Yes on Prop 8 Supporters by Antiquity-Dreams, literature

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Dear Yes on Prop 8 Supporters

Dear Yes on 8 supporters, Hey there. I’m going to go out on a limb here that most of you are feeling pretty proud of yourselves right now, patting each other on the back for your near victory of 3%. It must feel good to win huh? God knows I would be proud too if I woke up to find that my vote had such an impact on thousands upon thousands of people. I must say, I’d be pretty elated over the defeat of the US’s strides for separation of church and state, the victory over the very things our fore fathers fought and died for –the things our country was founded on, Yes, I have to say, I’d be pretty enthralled with myself

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FAQ- READ THIS FIRST by Jurobei, literature

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FAQ- READ THIS FIRST

in the interest of not revealing the stupidity of my 14-year-old self, I have decided to update this despite my intent to never go on this website again. But anyway. Here is an updated FAQ for the none out of none of you people who care. To Whom It May Concern, If you're reading this, it means you have come across my old deviantART account. That's unfortunate, because a) I'm stupid now, and I was even more stupid back then and b) you're on deviantART. Don't worry, you'll find Tumblr someday, but for now, just ignore all of the Nigel Thornberry fanporn. Remember, Most Popular is always better than Newest, but Newest is more entertaining. A

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Twinkie Desktop by Jurobei, visual art

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Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: Nebraska.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL. Cause I'm fat.
Print preference: 11x14.
Favourite genre of music: Indie.
Operating System: OSX.
MP3 player of choice: iPod.
Shell of choice: Turtles.
Wallpaper of choice: I hate wallpaper.
Skin of choice: My own.
Favourite cartoon character: Bender.
Personal Quote: Screw you!

Favourite Visual Artist

DaVinci. That guy was coooool. Like Fonzie.

Favourite Movies

I don't have one.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

I have a lot of favourite bands.

Favourite Writers

Kurt Vonnegut, right now, but it shall change.

Favourite Games

Final Fantasy IV (or Adventure)

Favourite Gaming Platform

Atari 2600.

Tools of the Trade

My brain, my computer, my camera, and my pen.

Other Interests

Interesting stuff.

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Jurobei

Apr 29, 2012

hey!

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I essentially left dA well over a year ago. super-awesome.tumblr.com if you hadn't noticed, then TTFN!

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Jurobei

Jun 29, 2011

AH!

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everyone always talks about SORRY HAVEN'T POSTED IN A LONG TIME but whatever you guys don't expect me to so it's okay. Anyway now that June is wrapping and it's the end of the first half of the year (that's a thought that makes me kinda cringe, shit, where did it go?), I figured I would talk about the thing I talk about most: music! specifically, my favorite 10 albums of these last 6 months. If I remember to, I'll make one at the end of the year of the next six months and then one of the year overall. but I'll probably forget. oh well. SO ANYWAY I'm not gonna put these in order but my top two favorite are gonna be first and the rest I love

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Jurobei

Mar 27, 2011

oh hai thurrr

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just got back from Austria last night, listening to Kanye West, doing a survey I stole from Molly because I'm just a gangster like that. Your honest opinion on: Furries Hehe, I'm actually gonna quote a song by Kanye West here and say "How could you say they live they life wrong, when you never fuck with the lights on?" Fanpeople You can be a fan of something, that's fine, support what you love, but you gotta draw a line when you're breaking into their houses and stroking their faces when they sleep. Yaoi If it's good, good, if it's bad, bad. Critique Critique is always useful if the artist wants it. if they're just drawing something