in the interest of not revealing the stupidity of my 14-year-old self, I have decided to update this despite my intent to never go on this website again. But anyway. Here is an updated FAQ for the none out of none of you people who care.

To Whom It May Concern,

If you're reading this, it means you have come across my old deviantART account. That's unfortunate, because a) I'm stupid now, and I was even more stupid back then and b) you're on deviantART. Don't worry, you'll find Tumblr someday, but for now, just ignore all of the Nigel Thornberry fanporn. Remember, Most Popular is always better than Newest, but Newest is more entertaining.

Anyway.

So, I should probably say something informative in this, it being an FAQ. I have probably never been asked any of these questions because no one likes me.


My name's Robert! I used to go by Jurobei cause I'm dumb. I'm super cool and should be famous, but I hate myself and am pretty awful at being alive so that's probably not gonna happen. You should give me money.


Where do you live?
A: Born and raised in Lincoln, Nebraska. It's alright.

What do you do?
A: I listen to music and think. It's an alright life.

Are you a pretty easy guy to get along with?
A: Why no I'm not. Essentially it goes like this: I'm a humanist. I believe everyone has any right that doesn't infringe upon the rights of others, and that everyone is equal, and that the religious Western patriarchy has prevented society from doing good by maintaining a class system that supports white men and oppresses all others. Its current name is the GOP. For some reason, a vast majority of people don't agree with this (probably because they have privilege), and so therein lies the problems. Also I'm probably afraid of you.  

Have you been like this for most of your life?
A: Yep! For some reason nobody thought it odd that I never had more than 2 friends until middle school, and that I never seemed to mind spending entire recess sessions sitting alone. Oh well. People are awful.

What is your favorite breed of cat?
A: Orange tabbies. And tortoise-shells. But I like all cats better than I like at least 99.99999% of all people.

What is your current political stance?
A: Principally, left is good, right is bad. People on both sides are awful.

What do you use for drawing?
A: Wait, I draw? Oh yeah, I dabble in it occasionally. I'm not very good or consistent, but I try. Nothing on this website is good. I like pencils but I'm bad at pencil shading. Digital's alright.

What programs do you use?
A: Photoshop, Microsoft Word, Chrome, iTunes, and Mail. I don't really use my computer for anything else.

What is with you and Jesus?
A: There's a quote going around Tumblr right now: "Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who advocated for the seperation of church and state, pacifism, free healthcare, and reform. Frankly, I'm surprised he's so popular among conservatives." I appreciate that.

Why do you draw comics when you know you are bad at drawing?
A: I've no fuckin' clue, really.

Where do you get your inspiration?
A: Nowhere.

Can you draw something for me?
A: There's a reason I didn't go to school for graphic design. I just can't do commissions.

Would you like to join my Bebo/Myspace/Facebook/dAmn chatroom/etc.?
A: NO. I will not, I repeat, not join a chatroom or other group with people who have Bleach character pairings as their usernames. I will not sink that low.

UPDATE:…. Actually this one's pretty accurate. None of that jank for me.

I saws the funniest thing on the Internet and-
A: It's probably stupid, but if it's not: Tumblr. You don't have a link to mine, I don't think. Super-awesome.tumblr.com

I really like your work, would you like to share work?
A: no. I don't use this account anymore.

I don't like your sense of humor, it's too stupid.
A: It's not me, it's you.

You don't seem like a very nice person.
A: I'm not. I'm incredibly insensitive but I'm too much of a dumb sack of shit to do anything about it. I'll call you when I stop.

Can I watch your deviant account?
A: It's not going to be updated, but sure, why not.

Are you good at art?
A: I know what art I like. As for me, I dunno. Do you know what you like?

Okay I'm never coming on here again kay bye